Colombiana: as far as gun-porn movies go, this is not too bad (faint praise, I know). There’s no need to bring a brain to this one, as the story makes very little sense, but if I expected that to happen I would be dumber than most of the characters here. That said, it’s still fun enough to watch and reasonably well done. (I had flashbacks to Eartha Kitt in Mission: Impossible, not a bad thing.)